Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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