I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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