i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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