your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
