i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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