some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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