I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
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I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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