I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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