we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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