I want you more than these girls want KFC
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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