Dual....:-)
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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