I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
