Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
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He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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