Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
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I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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