Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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