If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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