i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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