Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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