Soap is not a condiment
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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