Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
North Korea, Best Korea!
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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