I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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