do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I DEMAND FORESKIN
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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