Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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