everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
