just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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