doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
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I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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