Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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