Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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