yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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