I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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