Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Do vagina's smell?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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