i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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