If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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