You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
