She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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