In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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