Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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