I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
did you just send me my own nude
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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