The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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