Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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