dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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