in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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