only if we run a train.
done.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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