went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I need moral support for this bender
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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