He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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