so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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