I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
