Soap is not a condiment
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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