The maid of honor just puked.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
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Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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