***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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