I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
my shit smells like andre
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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