It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
high people should be assigned attendants
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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