i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
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