We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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