I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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