Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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