Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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